IT’S GOT THIRTEEN FOLLOWERS YOU GUYS
AM I INTERNET FAMOUS YET
AM I INTERNET FAMOUS YET
Read my text adventure you guys. Blood and gay! Blood and gaaaay!
(Source: makeitmagnificent)
Oh, hello there! It’s a pleasure to meet you!
Hm, what’s that? Who am I? Well…that will take a bit of explaining, but we have all the time in the universe for that!
DELIRIUM I FOUND YOU AGAIN
(Source: littlemaddi)
England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.
fantastic
He is a chav
I’ve just wet myself
Accurate.
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was in London. I experienced this exact conversation.
Rewrite Macbeth with penguins and pie shops.
Honestly, I’m interested now.
How the fuck would you even go about doing that.
I. What.
What.

Also

Rewrite Macbeth with penguins and pie shops.
Honestly, I’m interested now.
How the fuck would you even go about doing that.

ODAXELAGNIA
[noun]
a paraphilia concerning sexual arousal through biting, or being bitten. It has associations with vampire lifestyles, but does not necessarily involve bloodletting.
oops
(Source: shroomssavedmymind)